hadon

A trully insane and enthusiastic activist, playful man and as intellectual as funny, totally Christian, and you may never guess what will be his next move.

You really wanna date this guy? He's a total Hadon!

by Esto Vasa November 21, 2021

Hadon

Hadon is a man who raper multiple teddy bears on his YouTube channel while smokin that YouTube premium pack

Hadon is a nigglet

by Joe nuts 69 420 May 25, 2022

Hadon'care

The most dopest thing you can text back if a girl texts you something boring.

Boring Girl: I just bought a new bed for my cat!

You: Hadon'care

by TinglyWiener January 10, 2013

Cunnilingus Hedonist

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.

1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Hadookie

A real-life special attack achieved by reaching down the back of your pants as you fart to catch the gas in your hands, and then thrusting your palms forward, sending a surge of invisible destructive spirit energy flying towards your opponent.

I knocked my roommate unconscious by focusing my chi through my colon and into my cupped hands, and then into his face accompanied by a cry of "Hadookie!"

by Bogrimm June 5, 2017

Hamon

A cool-ass superpower used to kill 3 burly half naked Aztec men and send the other one flying into space. It also almost killed a gay immortal vampire lord before he cut off his own damn head. It's so beast a nigga can manually break his arm to gum-gum rocket a bitch in the face without pain. Even Speedwagon is impressed.

Jojo! This is the last of my hamon! Take it from me!

This Araki Hirohiko guy uses hamon to stay young. Ain't that cool?

by Jotaro(Jojo)Kujo January 28, 2017