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haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...
haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

Hermanson 

A person with an in depth character, a gypsy or nomad of sorts. Someone never afraid to jump into a risky situation anywhere at anytime. Daring, courageous, and often times all too loyal to other Hermanson's.
That Hermanson really digs living life on the edge!
Hermanson by Jhermbaby August 24, 2008

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)
"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?
haberdasher by faggo delux February 19, 2005

rectal haberdashery 

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
rectal haberdashery by rm_you November 3, 2005

Hermansson 

Hermansson is the surname of a great swedish clan of Vikings. These ridiculously awesome people tread the earth as flowers spring up from the marks of their feet, and golden sunsets yearn to stay in their gaze. The road before them is always paved with diamonds and pearls, and anyone who meets them are forever set to succeed in their lives. True Hermansson people give their lifes in pursuit of the righteous, faithful, and loving way of living.

Also they are really supercool.
Oh! It's a Hermansson, let's give them candy and vote for them as regents!
Hermansson by Mr Potatohead January 11, 2022

cheeko hermanson

this phrase comes from the hot chick from minnesota who happens to be named cheeko. it is an adjective similar to sexy
cheeko hermanson by tigre December 22, 2004