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Habermaning 

Spinning right wing crimes into headlines that dramatically reduce the implications by using soft terminology and/or posing known facts as a question (e.g. is it a crime?).
Maggie was Habermaning when she wrote, “Many are awaiting Merrick Garland’s view on what’s against the law, which law enforcement and not reporters dictate.”

It is neither the AG’s nor job to define the law, regardless of this bullshit headline.
Habermaning by Hot Sauce Fiend February 12, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch

peewee hermaning 

Originated from the name Peewee Herman; getting caught wacking off in a public place
Dude, I'd rather went a porno so I don't get arrested for Peewee Hermaning
peewee hermaning by Magnum May 13, 2005

Hibermating 

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.
We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.
Hibermating by Owen McKash January 17, 2018

hibermating 

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.
Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.
hibermating by L-J Jackson December 6, 2013

Hibermating 

Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.
Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"

Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"
Hibermating by heapsmissage_90 December 3, 2010

hibermating 

what teenagers want to do to with their peers when they get away from their parents. a combination of the words hibernating and exploratory mating
Where are the kids?
"hibermating"
hibermating by wellrounded April 5, 2010

Habermanning 

Focusing on an irrelevant detail during a major event in an attempt to obfuscate.
She was Habermanning when she examined the armed man's shoewear as he violently attacked the Capitol
Habermanning by dudeandhow July 21, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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