Habermaning 

Spinning right wing crimes into headlines that dramatically reduce the implications by using soft terminology and/or posing known facts as a question (e.g. is it a crime?).

Maggie was Habermaning when she wrote, “Many are awaiting Merrick Garland’s view on what’s against the law, which law enforcement and not reporters dictate.”

It is neither the AG’s nor job to define the law, regardless of this bullshit headline.

Habermaning by Hot Sauce Fiend February 12, 2022

peewee hermaning 

Originated from the name Peewee Herman; getting caught wacking off in a public place

Dude, I'd rather went a porno so I don't get arrested for Peewee Hermaning

peewee hermaning by Magnum May 13, 2005

Hibermating 

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.

We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.

Hibermating by Owen McKash January 17, 2018

hibermating 

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.

Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.

hibermating by L-J Jackson December 6, 2013

Hibermating 

Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.

Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"

Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"

Hibermating by heapsmissage_90 December 3, 2010

hibermating 

what teenagers want to do to with their peers when they get away from their parents. a combination of the words hibernating and exploratory mating

Where are the kids?
"hibermating"

hibermating by wellrounded April 5, 2010

Habermanning 

Focusing on an irrelevant detail during a major event in an attempt to obfuscate.

She was Habermanning when she examined the armed man's shoewear as he violently attacked the Capitol

Habermanning by dudeandhow July 21, 2022