haberdash

1.) A bunch of bullshit; unsupported bullshit; a notion stated a fact.

Aww, thats haberdash if he says he can jump across that huge river in one bound.

haberdash by westsan June 11, 2006

haberdash

the action of a haberdasher

Look at him haberdash, he's quite good.

haberdash by Butter January 6, 2005

Haberdash

The act of jumping into an unsuspecting group's picture, presumably to make a funny or awkward face/position.

Dude. Look at that haberdash. Wait until they see their pictures later tonight.

Haberdash by crhart1 February 3, 2010

haberdash

Small items, usually ones used exclusively in sewing. Often used to mean "nonsense" when used as an interjection.

"His bouget was thus full of all manner of haberdash, but it was empty of coin."

haberdash by Mushiking42 July 18, 2024

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

Habberdashery 

Bullshit that you cannot explain.

Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.

Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020