Habben 

Habben is a cool ass guy. There ain't much to say other than that he's a Top G. One piece of advice if you see one irl: Hide your girlfriend. There is a 98% chance you will lose your girl to him within 10 seconds of eye contact.

Jake: Yo is that Habben??
Tom: Quick hide your girl!!

Habben by W1se N1gga December 9, 2022

Habberdashery 

Bullshit that you cannot explain.

Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.

Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

habbes 

Someone that is quirky but extremely clever.

Hobbes is such a habbes sometimes.

habbes by idgy_2 April 11, 2011

Habenero Hangover 

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

Habenero Hangover by Kronite March 23, 2008

Hebben 

Hebben is another word for Hangover or An all day Hangover!

I Drank to much last night and i got a killer Hebben!

Maybe some fresh air will help me shake this Hebben.

Hebben by John Beers February 5, 2010

Haubenreich 

Member of an ever-expanding clan of engineers, teachers, chefs, world travelers and all-around amazing people. Emanating from a small town in Bavaria, members of the Haubenreich clan have, in recent years, colonized many parts of the United States and have made forays into every continent of the globe, including Antarctica. Although known for their general good nature, hospitality, rational thinking and cuisine, as well as strikingly beautiful eyes and smiles, one will know a true Haubenreich by a signature overly-eager affirmative response when asked, "Did I say your name right?"

Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety

Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles

Classmate: Hey, Haubenreich, how'd you do on the final?
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)

Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!

No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.

(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!

Haubenreich by chryscallys February 3, 2010

habbeda 

A word to say when you don't want to answer or don't know the answer to a question being asked.

Person: What is the capital of New Zealand?
You: habbeda.

Police officer: Why did you steal that car?
You: Habbeda, habbeda, habbedaaaa!

habbeda by Ole-Henrik Markussen January 14, 2008