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A sweet soul who has a tough exterior and is mushy on the inside with a heart of gold. He is very smart and knows how to get what he wants. Funny and honest, he goes out of his way to sacrifice for the ones he loves. You can count on him. Makes even the most common people feel seen and special. Can literally talk to anyone. Don't invite him to yoga though because he will fart all over you. A king. Will make you feel like you're the only girl in the world.
girl 1: Is that Haben?
girl 2: yes! he is so fine
GF: yea that's mines.
Girls 1 and 2: ugh!
haben by habensbaby777 May 8, 2022
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the best girl to ever hit the earth. Average height , booty , pretty , yellow undertone but still black. Also a term used as an obession with chris brown.
someone 1 : yooo that girl looks like haben
someone 2 : OMG THANK YOU ! (=
haben by negash May 29, 2008

haben haben 

an onomatopoeia, a term used by people who are wild as banshees and are acting extremely belligerent, you say this when people look at you with disgust and for-longed disapproval to get back at them for past disagreements and any old discrepancies.
(Music blaring, party goers wearing next to nothing and dancing)

Rory: Man this party is swell.
Rick: Yeah...haben haben haben
haben haben by Mopmanjones2 December 31, 2010

Habemus Papam 

Latin for: "We have a Pope."

Some scholars maintain that the term is an abbreviation of the phrase "Habemus Papam'n'lockem" which, in the original Latin, meant: "We have a Pope...who knows how to boogie."
After only four sessions at conclave, the college of Cardinals could proudly proclaim, "Habemus Papam!"
Habemus Papam by The Ghief 3 March 16, 2013

Habeas Corpus 

The right of habeas corpus is the constitutionally bestowed right of a person to present evidence before a court that he or she has been wrongly imprisoned.

The law just can't keep you locked up, execute you, or decide your fate without a determination of whether you've committed a crime or not.

Section 9 of the US constitution states - The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.
Since September 11th, Habeas Corpus has been suspended and the government has the right to execute enemy combatants without trial. They've also passed law that they can execute American citizens without trial as well if they are considered a threat.

President Bush and Lincoln are the only two presidents to suspend Habeas Corpus and it is still currently suspended under the Obama administration (2010) giving the federal government full rights to assassinate whom ever they deem necessary without accusation or trial.
Habeas Corpus by ImyoHuckleberry April 12, 2010

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...
haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

Habanero 

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.
One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.
Habanero by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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