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hahy•tam (v., adv., n.) : A varying expression of interest, friendliness, delight or affection.

Literally means "Hope you think about me," as derived from a cheesy pick-up line originally used, during high school, in telephone conversations, ca. 2003.

Typical usages include a salutatory greeting, esp. a farewell.
Ex. 1
Watts: Damn Broseph, I saw Whit yesterday, and she was lookin' fine as hell.
Joseph: Oh yeah, did you talk to her.
Watts: Fo' sho, I was hytamming to the fullest.

Ex. 2
Susan: Well jeezus, it's been forever since I've seen you.
Vernon: I know, right?
Susan: Let's grab some coffee and catch up at my place later.
Vernon: Sounds good.
Susan: I'll text you (smiles).
Vernon: Awesome.
Susan: Bye, Vern.
Vernon: Hytam.
HYTAM by AstuteLegalStudent October 10, 2010
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hammer ---; , hytham 

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.
hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang
hammer ---; , hytham by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
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Haytam

refers to a wise man that may be considered a legend, as the powers behind possessed by this man are so enormous that it cannot be easily believed to be true

Name transformed to Heeso in later stages for easier foreign pronunciations
"You are so Haytam, you are invincible"
"Oh my god it is Haytam, run as fast as you can."
"If you need to know something check Heesopedia "
"Haytam geh,,, aiwa geh…"
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haranga hatama mango yamtee ramgay 

The great-great grandfather of Schweizerisches Mangosgesellschaft Yamtee Ramgay.

The great great-great grandfather, his name is Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay.
When Wilhelm I of Prussia goes to Nepal, he met a woman called Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay and married her. But she cheated on him and married a Vietnamese man named Nguyễn Văn Tèo. And eventually had two sons and one daughter, the two sons named Mai Phạt Sáu Nghìn Rưởi and the other one named Ôm phản lao ra biển and the daughters name is Sa Đì Buôn Thăng Lao.
What's the name of your great-great grandfather?
My great-great-grandfather name is Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay

Hatamoto 

A feudatory vassal of the Tokugawa shoguns of Japan.
Enomoto Takeaki was a famous hatamoto during the late Edo period.
Hotamil is a new email server that is dedicated for people who make alot of typo's in the hotmail server. You see, one typo in the hotmail server equals 10 dead kittens.

Why go to hotmail if you can go to the new and better hotamil. Save the kittens!
typo hotamil

Konek Besar Hitam

Konek Besar Hitam (KBH) is a word translated into Malay from the word Big Black Cock (BBC) .
I tried to search more suitable word to describe BBC into Malay but I only get this.
Paliope : Hey ,ape jenis konek kau ?
Qisnani Luth : Konek Besar Hitam
Konek Besar Hitam by tokbonas March 20, 2021
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