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Person 1: Who's Hytass? No idea, never heard of him

Person 1: Yo I was watching Hytass last night!

Person 2: Who?
Hytass by By Stewie#8321 November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
a very hot and sexy man with a massive nose and an even bigger dick. cracked at minecraft and taking piss breaks.
omg hytass is looking so hot today
hytass by Ajathekween November 22, 2021

Hytass viewer 

A person who is constantly looking for attention that he/she can never get in real life, and says things solely to recieve attention. Often the things said are stupid, obnoxious or self-centered. Probaby illiterate.
Look guys, Hytass is reading the defintion that I wrote, I finally made it as a Hytass viewer!!!
Hytass viewer by CWSL December 14, 2021

Hotassium 

Something that comes from banging ho's. When you're feeling a little low you go out and rewsrewvenate by getting your dose of hotassium.
Steve was looking a bit weak, I suggested he needed some hotassium
Hotassium by Libraryguy August 30, 2013

Hotass n Cheetos 

A smell that bears the combination of hotass and cheetos. It usually hits those who don't bathe or shower properly or don't even bathe/shower at all.
You Hotass n Cheetos smelling losers need to wash your asses correctly.
A douchebag that is obsessed with rubbing hats on his/her ass. Not to be confused with an asshat but he/she can be a hatass and an asshat at the same time.
Jim is a hatass and now all of my hats have shit on them.
hatass by Scarlet Easton November 6, 2013
A girl that thinks she's hot stuff. Or, the act of chasing after a member of the opposite sex.
He was hotassing after Ashley, even though she didn't want him as a boyfriend.
Hotass by Joel Childers May 22, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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