Hummana 

Pronounced Huh-Mah-Nah, used during, or to express the need to, pass excrement. If spoken while in the act, it is often shouted and repeated to gain the attention of those around with the intent of conveying the message that you are taking a dump.

(Toilet Owner)
'Dan, what the funk are you doing in there?'
(Person Taking Dump)
'HummanaHummanaHummanaHummana'
(Toilet Owner)
'...aw you sick son of a bitch!'
(Person Taking Dump)
'HummanaHummanaHummana'
(Toilet Owner)
'...you'd better not leave skidmarks!'
(Person Taking Dump)
'...Hummana'

Hummana by DanThaManMiller April 9, 2009

hummana hummana 

Demonic incantation

"Hummana Hummana Humman HUMMANA HUMMANA HUMMANA HUMMANAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

hummana hummana by hanuman hanuman August 28, 2022

humanary 

Having to do with humans. This term was popularized in the 1975 Alice Cooper song, The Black Widow.

Person 1: The words he says are true!

Person 2: Your'e right! We're all humanary stew!

Person 3: Ahh! We're gonna die!

humanary by Scrawn March 2, 2008

Super Humman 

A professional stuntman and wrestler who many regard as “the second coming of Jesus Christ”. Through entirely real and emotionally raw stunts, Super Humman pays for the sins of mankind. Super Humman’s pain gives us strength, as he loves us all. He is the son of god. He is also a genius, and a warrior poet.

Super Humman is the second coming of Jesus Christ our saviour. On judgement day, Super Humman will be there to pay for the sins of humanity by jumping shirtless from a plank and landing onto a lunchroom microwave.

Super Humman by thanksyourwelcome October 30, 2019

Humanality 

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

Humanality by xSelectivex July 3, 2011

hummina hummina 

gibberish used to convey excitement or immediate sexual attraction to someone that takes your breath away. Similar to shwing but more subtle.

A really hot guy (or girl) enters the room. You gasp, then mutter, "hummina hummina hummina" while you think about all the naughty things you'd like to do to him (or her)

hummina hummina by Sluntastic March 25, 2008

hummunarr 

Hum.mu.narr, interjection
1. Used as an expression of happiness, joyful attitude, and or glad expression.
2. Used as an expression of frustration, mad at something and or angry and don't want to say a cuss word.
3. Used as an expression of sexual feeling towards another.

1. Hummunarr!! I just got a pay raise!
2. Hummunarr!! I can't believe I just dropped my new cell phone.
3. Hummunarr...…..you look very sexy tonight.

hummunarr by jody loobey February 6, 2019