HUFFS 

Hook Up Friend, basically friends with benefits but cooler.

Yea, I mean me and him are not together but we are like HUFFS.

HUFFS by queen321321 September 18, 2023

Hufflebuddy 

A hufflebuddy is a hufflepuff that’s friends with a slytherin and are friggin’ adorable together

S.Prefect:I’ve noticed you are looking depressed lately
S.FirstYear:Everyone hates our house
S.Prefect:Not everyone (brings hufflepuff out of nowhere) I’m assigning you a hufflebuddy

S.FirstYear:What I don’t ne...
Hufflebuddy:(hugs him)
S.FirstYear:(happy gasp) I love you, don’t ever leave me
Hufflebuddy:•v•

Hufflebuddy by LilHuffleBuddy February 22, 2020

Huffle-Buffs

It should be pointed out right away that huffle-buffs are totally different to huckle bucks. Huffle-buffs are old, warm, comfortable clothes that you put on when you want to relax. These are suitable for wear in your hibernacle.

I’m feeling dormative so I’m going to wear my huffle-buffs and chill for the whole of next week.

Huffle-Buffs by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017

HuffingDonnie 

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone at work who will doing anything to keep the boss happy, a total suckass.

Randy: So I was looking at boats online....
Chuck: That's fantastic! I've got a boat too!
Randy: Maybe you could show me....
Chuck: Absolutely! Here, (pulls out phone) look at these pictures of mine.
Randy: That boat looks a little small....
Chuck: It is, but we could go look at other ones.
Randy: That would be cool. Maybe you can come over afterward and I'll grill some food.
Chuck: Hell, I'll pick up the food and beer! We could have a party!
Randy: Yeah....
Chuck: Did I tell you earlier that your shirt looks very nice?
Randy: No, but thank you.
Chuck: No problem.
Man outside room: Man Chuck sure is HuffingDonnie on Randy today.
2nd man outside room: Just today? Shit, he does it everyday! I think there's something more going on there.
1st man: Like what?
2nd man: I think Chuck is in love with Randy.
1st man: Wow. That's gay.
2nd man: Yep.

HuffingDonnie by Charles Joseph Hurst the 2nd July 20, 2012

Hufflepuffed 

When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.

Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<

Hufflepuffed by nomanito January 18, 2017

Huffington Post 

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

Huffington Post by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

Hoffströmming 

Scandinavian origin.
Means an employee that self promotes themselves to be so above the other that they will complain about every single little thing about their fellow colleagues doings that eventually nobody really cares what this person has to say, they might find themselves hoffströmming.

Ugh i can't stand our new co-worker.

Yeah he's obviously hoffströmming again.

Hoffströmming by Esko K September 29, 2022