slytherin

Offically the sexiest House in Hogwarts, despite the Gryffindor delusions.

Sexy, Scottish and Slytherin. Take that Gryffindor, we even have alliteration!

by Dia July 5, 2004

slytherin

the house where the hot hogwarts students go

jess: omg! did you see that 4th year slytherin student?
rebecca; ikr! jack smith! TOTAL CUTIE!
*girls swoon

by ChasePlayz May 7, 2018

slytherin

Cool, friendly, a bit cunning.

Have the Queen in their house.

There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin...

by Me April 3, 2004

slytherin

slytherin ah one of the great hogwarts houses they are known to be cunning determined and resourceful I am a slytherin myself and it is the best house

she is such a slytherin

by h0gwart3 May 12, 2022

slytherin

the house in hogwarts where the kids are smoking crack and getting butt-fucked.

draco malfoy, slytherin's eir is one big crackhead and one big narc and not to top it all one dumb fuckin ass dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

slytherin

Wierdest of the 4 houses. Usually they are driven by malice and jealousy. They really need to stop using hairgel and should get new faces instead of their usual scowls. Enemies against Gryffindors because they can't stand our bravery and loyalty. Malfoy needs to take come chill pills and Snape needs to get a new wig (and maybe wash his old one).

Malfoy and his ugly snarl.
Crabbe and Goyle are in Slytherin...enough said.

by angel.of.light. May 31, 2009

Slytherin

Ambitious, shrewd, cunning, strong leaders, and achievement-oriented. They also have highly developed senses of self-preservation. This means that Slytherins tend to hesitate before acting, so as to weigh all possible outcomes before deciding exactly what should be done.

People think slytherin are evil just because we go for what others are scared of.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018