Person 1: *Reading*β
Person 2: HTMF
Person 1: *Gets heart attack*
Two hours later
Person 2: all i said was Hello There mother fucker and he fell
Police: Too bad your going to jail by startling him to death.
Person 2: Good bye Mother fucker (GBMF)
Poster #1: "Hey, can someone tell me a good mortgage broker to use?"
Poster #2: "Sure, use Jimmie Cornhole. He's great and has good contacts in the market"
Poster #1: "Great, thanks! I'll call him."
Poster #2: "Sure thing. HTMFH"