Person 1: *Reading*’
Person 2: HTMF
Person 1: *Gets heart attack*
Two hours later
Person 2: all i said was Hello There mother fucker and he fell
Police: Too bad your going to jail by startling him to death.
Person 2: Good bye Mother fucker (GBMF)

Person 2: *RUNS*
Police: *Shots him in head*

HTMF by Psyduckium April 8, 2019

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HIT THE MOTHER FUCKIN LINE

ALSO AMOS: Jazzxbell 😎

Sam: *posts* htmfkl y’all dry asf
Dianna: *s/u* wassupp

htmfkl by stankyrat April 28, 2020

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HTMFY

Hells to the mutha fuckin yeah!

Jason proclaimed the project was going auspiciously well, HTMFY replied his coworker.

HTMFY by StretchNuhts January 2, 2023

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Slang for "hope that mother fucking helps"

Poster #1: "Hey, can someone tell me a good mortgage broker to use?"
Poster #2: "Sure, use Jimmie Cornhole. He's great and has good contacts in the market"
Poster #1: "Great, thanks! I'll call him."
Poster #2: "Sure thing. HTMFH"

htmfh by shagbird November 13, 2007

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