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Honkersided 

Cattywumpus, crooked, or bent. Something that is not as straight or square is it was intended.
The contractor knew nothing about geometry and built a honkersided house.
Honkersided by Texas Doom August 1, 2008

Honkeypie 

An act where you cum on your partners chest and give them a Rebel Flag to clean it up.
My cousin was so bad I just had to give her the ‘ol Honkeypie!
Honkeypie by Ruckus Rawson August 16, 2023

Hunkeyhideout 

A remote or highly secure safe place to hunker down for vacation.
The couple were relieved to have reservations at a hunkeyhideout.

Humble Honkeypie 

An act where you cum into a rebel flag, wrap it around Tannerite, then detonate it, for the South has fallen.
She was bad but she was kinda racist, I had to give her that Humble Honkeypie to teach her a lesson.
Humble Honkeypie by Ruckus Rawson August 16, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026