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Honduran

Rep. an amazing central american country. It's people are amazingly generous and nice. The senery is breathtaking. To be a Honduran is a great thing. The culture is somthing that cannot be beat, and the food, is to die for. Honduras it self is a incredible country. And to rep it is somthing in its own class.
Fernando- "So what are you, Puetro Rican?"
Pedro- "No I'm Honduran"
Fernando- "Mi Vato !!!"
Pedro- "Claro xD"
by bananapuffs January 16, 2010
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Honduran

Honduras are the most elite Central Americans derived straight from the trenches of Honduras. Bad ass motherfuckers, funny as fuck.
Person1: Did you see gorgeous man?

Person2: oh that must be a Honduran
by YoungBlood76 November 18, 2018
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Honduran Caravan

An orgy with a noticeably pregnant women holding an infant.
Did you see the Honduran Caravan on phub? No dude because im not fucked up.
by jpoult October 22, 2018
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Honduran Hailstorm

A Honduran Hailstorm is the act of ejaculating out of a flying plane and into the airstream.
Downtown LA was hit with a Honduran Hailstorm today after a bunch of frat boys decided to rent a Cessna. There were two fatalities.
by Bronado December 19, 2020
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Honduran Girl

loud; gossipy but fun; a drunk but will only judge every other girls drunkenness; went to college in Boston, Miami, New Orleans or Houston; stuck up; learns to smoke cigarettes at age 5 while lighting fireworks at Christmas; prefers to lose her virginity in a car so that no one finds out; will spend more money on their hair and nails for a wedding than on the wedding present (to get your hair and nails done in Honduras it's about $30), shows up 2 hours late to everything, cannot speak Spanish or English properly so instead she uses both
That girl wore a $5000 dress to my wedding and had perfect hair and nails but she didn't even give a present... Typical Honduran girl

(Honduran Girl) I am going to school at Bunker Hill Community College so I can be with the same people I've been with my entire life and they know my family has money. It doesn't matter that I could go to a really awesome university elsewhere

(Honduran Girl) Me voy a Miami so we can go shopping.
by SPS123 August 19, 2010
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Honduran men

Honduran man are 100% faithful, know how to love a woman and are lovers of travel and exploring the world.

I’ve never met a cheating Honduran man. (It’s rare) doesn’t happen because most Honduran men have a tendency to love and care for their family extremely well.

Honduran man have good and (Big Dicks) most are skinny man but don’t let that deceive you, they are packing inside their pants. Most Honduran men don’t talk about it they just have it, it’s their little secret.

Honduran man are extremely good at sex, no woman will ever complain about their ability to satisfy them.

Ultimately it’s very recommended to date a Honduran, they love to have fun, dance, play sports and love the beach and good vibes.

Hondurans have an amazing and charming personality.

Ladies, date a Honduran man!!!
Honduran men

A man of culture power and respect.

A Honduran man is great at sex, it defines them 100%
by Honduran man November 28, 2022
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Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010
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