...No. Hollyoaks, is in fact the shittiest TV soap in the
UK. Ever. No plots, no excitement, no diversity. Just half an hour of boring, (albeit mostly
v. pretty) bimbos and pretty boy cunts, who walk around
like headless chickens in the latest Topshop fashions, talking absolute bollocks and doing fuck all.
Should only be watched for 5 minutes and muted, for a quick, pleasurable
wank.