...No. Hollyoaks, is in fact the shittiest TV soap in the UK. Ever. No plots, no excitement, no diversity. Just half an hour of boring, (albeit mostly v. pretty) bimbos and pretty boy cunts, who walk around like headless chickens in the latest Topshop
fashions, talking absolute bollocks and doing fuck all.
Should only be watched for 5 minutes and muted, for a quick, pleasurable wank