hollyoaks

a great tv programme.

hey, i love holloaks. do you?

hollyoaks by vartansgal October 12, 2003

Hollyoaks

...No. Hollyoaks, is in fact the shittiest TV soap in the UK. Ever. No plots, no excitement, no diversity. Just half an hour of boring, (albeit mostly v. pretty) bimbos and pretty boy cunts, who walk around like headless chickens in the latest Topshop fashions, talking absolute bollocks and doing fuck all.

Should only be watched for 5 minutes and muted, for a quick, pleasurable wank.

Hollyoaks should fuck off and die.

Hollyoaks by IntelligentIdiot November 28, 2006

hollyoaks

best soap, should have some show in the awards instead of eastenders!ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toby's dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hollyoaks by Unknown November 7, 2003

hollyoaks challenge 

A game in which the contender start masturbating in the title sequence of the British soap opera Hollyoaks and the challenge is to climax and finish before the end of the sequence.

You wouldn't believe it, but I was so close to cumming and beating the Hollyoaks challenge but before I could the opening finished.

hollyoaks challenge by smegbottom November 16, 2017

hollyoaks boy 

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy

hollyoaks boy by Kempo August 23, 2007

Hollycaust

A notable amount of celebrity deaths occurring within a relatively short period of time.

On June 23rd of 2009, Ed McMahon died. In the following days, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Gale Storm passed away. This certainly seems like a Hollycaust.

Have you been keeping up with the news lately? Celebrities have been dropping like flies! It's the Hollycaust!

Hollycaust by nervous nervous June 28, 2009

Hollycaust

(n) Combining the terms Hollywood and Holocaust, a Hollycaust is a film that takes place during the Holocaust and consists mostly of violent depictions of horrific Holocaust events, but fails to deliver a unique and proper storyline. Hollycaust films feel the need to spend a bulk of the film reiterating the abject horror that most people are familiar with instead of creating a unique piece of art with the Holocaust as a horrific setting instead of a crutch for the storyline.

Steven: Did you see that movie which the guy that was in Predators won an Oscar for?
Roberto: Yeah, I really liked the later parts and it was a decent movie, but the first half of it felt like a Hollycaust.

Hollycaust by agladwin November 13, 2011