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HOHSTADT 

An old, crusty, slowtard who has more difficulty in life than a newborn baby with downs syndrome. you will usually find him in his natural habitat scratching his ass and face and adjusting his glasses multiple times daily. He/she Smells like cat piss on a daily basis
Damn that guy sure looks like a hohstadt
HOHSTADT by hohstadt August 11, 2014
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Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).
Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over
Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Penny Hofstadter 

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler
Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

hochstadt 

When a funny joke is made while the audience of the joke is laughing at the joke somebody says a similar joke to add on to it or say somethign similar which totally ruins the joke and makes it not funny anymore and ruins it.
Please do not hochstadt this joke.

That joke was funny until James hochstatded it.

Hochstadt 

an object that is circular and rotund in stature and form
"Hey, feel this ball. Does it feel
Hochstadt to you?"
Hochstadt by Alex Schoenbaum November 9, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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