HO LAND

a bitch ass ho who like monkeys in her booty hole and eats refried beans for breakfast cause her pimp is broke

dat bitch is ho landin it

by poopiesssdooo November 19, 2007

Land ho!

A shit that is so large that it emerges from the toilet water like a mid-oceanic island.

Jim - Hey Jackson! The dump I just took is so long it's sticking outta water!
Jackson - *looks in toilet* "LAND HO!"

by Eroticturdburglar June 23, 2017

Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

Land Ho

A whorish female. Land ho doesn't neccesarily mean they're large, fat, or whale-like, but it's a nice addition if they are fat. It's sorta like how to pass off calling a girl a whore in front of teachers without getting teachers pissed. You're supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.

Chick one: "Ugh, here she comes. I can't believe she's dating Monty. She knows I've liked him for, like, ever."

Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."

Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"

Kristin: "What is it?"

Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"

by CyanideKiss February 24, 2010

Sigurd Tangstad Holand

Sigurd Tangstad Holand is a big fat pale walrus who has critical diabetes.
If you are a Sigurd Tangstad Holand you will not live more than sixteen years

You are a Sigurd Tangstad Holand

by Karen Kornelius November 22, 2022

holanda yes

Holanda yes is an expression commonly used when your iPhone's keyboard is set to Spanish or any language other than English and you meant to send "and yes" but autocorrect decided that you meant to send "Holanda yes". There are many other variations of this word, but as of now this is the most common.

Person 1: bro i got locked out of my apartment i was wondering if you'd come pick me up

Person 2: lmao dumbass
Person 2: Holanda yes

by guavaguyaba February 20, 2017

Holand

Hoes Land simply means prostitution centres where large scale hoes are present.

Guy1- Aey mann!! where ya at?
Guy2- I'm ridin' solo to Holand dude!! Dem bit*hes waitin' fo me!

by DEBOnation May 1, 2014