CyanideKiss's definitions

Land Ho

A whorish female. Land ho doesn't neccesarily mean they're large, fat, or whale-like, but it's a nice addition if they are fat. It's sorta like how to pass off calling a girl a whore in front of teachers without getting teachers pissed. You're supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.

Chick one: "Ugh, here she comes. I can't believe she's dating Monty. She knows I've liked him for, like, ever."

Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."

Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"

Kristin: "What is it?"

Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"

by CyanideKiss February 24, 2010

Not

An unattractive male.

"Don't you like him?"
"Ugh, no way. He's like, sooo not."

by CyanideKiss February 25, 2010

Horror flick

Walking in on two people having intercourse. Especially if they're ugly.

"Dude, I went to the party last night. Then, I went to get a beer from the cellar, and I walked on in during quite a horror flick! I nearly blew chunks!"

by CyanideKiss February 24, 2010