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A person who probably eats gummy bears and squishes ants for a living.
Hiyoko is the real murderer
Hiyoko by SaruLeBitchu March 31, 2017

Hirohiko Araki 

Hirohiko Araki is a Mangaka known for creating Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, there also exist a promenent claim that he has achieved everlasting youth.

This mainly comes from the observation that he seems to age backwards combined with the fact that he writes about immortal vampires and martial arts that slows your aging.
Person 1: Hey, you ever notice how Hirohiko Araki seems to just get younger and younger every year?

Person 2: Yeah, they say he discovered the fountain of youth in some old Aztec ruins.
Hirohiko Araki by Heaverance August 31, 2019

Hirohiko Araki 

Person 1: Yo is that Hirohiko Araki?

Person 2: No that's god
Hirohiko Araki by Hot_man_soot December 3, 2021

Hirohito 

Japanese Harry Potter. Friend of Hitler and Mussolini, lots of anime were released in his time, and he is better than Akihito and Naruhito.
Friend: Who the fuck is that?
Me: Hirohito, greatest leader in the Axis powers, must be ur waifu.
Hirohito by LMgamer36 October 8, 2020
A blonde haired girl who squishes ants for a living. She's also known for smashing purple-haired-gremlin's balls. She'll bully you if you're a introvert nurse, so watch out.
Person 1: Woah she's pretty
Person 2: Bro watch out she's a Hiyoko
Person 1: Right I'll watch out
Hiyoko by ashleytheanimeweeb June 8, 2021
One of the best danganronpa ships, it involves the banana girl and punk energy. It is most known for being the topic of a cult run by a user called "miuwu"
Person A: Hey are you okay? You seem out of it.

Person B: Huh? Sorry I wasn't paying attention, I have hiyobuki brain rot.
Hiyobuki by yoyoyoyooyo May 6, 2021