A douche that posses on Instagram and snapchat TRYING to pull off the smouldering eyes look. He would much prefer to eat chicken flavoured crisps than actually eat chicken. He has never once mugged someone in a dark allay way, which means he only uses his dark coloured skin to hide in pictures.
He's basically the most whitest black person people know.
"Son, look, a fagot."
"Where?"
"That Himoonga standing outside Macdonalds."
"Oh, i thought that was some white dude."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.