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He says
Hym "Hahahahaha! I love it! It's so tragic. I love red pill content. It's like that end scene from 'Harry and the Hendersons' where George is trying to get rid of Harry 'Get out here you we don't want you anymore!' and Harry doesn't really understand! Hahahaha-ah? What the hell is that-"
Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."
Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"
Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."
Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."
Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."
Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"
Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."
Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."
Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."
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No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭
HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭 by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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