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HardCore Anal Fuck Fest

The act of many people congregating and having anal sex. If in the mood it can turn hardcore and then it would be a HardCore Anal Fuck-Fest (HCAFF).

Marsha (text to her friends): does anyone want to HCAFF?
Cindy: What is HCAFF?
Marsha: HardCore Anal Fuck Fest. I had one last week, dont you remember me talking about it? I am still totally raw.
Cindy: Sounds like fun!!!

Sentence: Marsha and her friends had a HCAFF with some guys.

HCAFF by CreativeMinds97841985464984324 February 9, 2010

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Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

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One Haffahour

The amount of time one should wait before meeting a pimp or dealer at a night club.

"Meet me down at the Jaguar Club in One Haffahour."

One Haffahour by SRM0012 December 29, 2009

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haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019

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haffog

Haffog is the secret way to say Faggot so that you don't get in trouble using it on text or out loud, it is also used as code word for someone you dislike.

Tom is such a haffog, look at the way he dresses. Tamara stole my last nugget, what a haffog.

haffog by jacobkapux February 19, 2019

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haffafag

1. The state of being bisexual.

2. Not being completely heterosexual, but not able to be defined as homosexual either.

"Dude, is that chick a lesbian?"
"Nah, man, she's game. She's haffafag."

haffafag by jammin kt February 11, 2010

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Haffle

Half of a waffle (duh) simply a waffle, just half of it.

Dude, I could go for a haffle right now.

Becca, pass me a haffle, but make sure you toast it.

Can we share this waffle? C'mon make it a haffle.

Haffle by TreeFitty August 20, 2013

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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