Located at the very ends of the likeability spectrum, the "
Good" Hafford
family paradigm is, "If we like you, well help you build your camp. If we don't, we'll
burn your camp down and bury you behind it." While the "
Bad" category could be describe politely as the person (or persons) that
will steal everything in your camp, then, at 5 times the price, sell you a broken down generator to replace the stolen wiring.
The Hafford lifestyle largely revolves around a
family aspect, at any
time, a small
army remains at the ready.
Familial Ties include:
- descendants of military beserkers ready to defend
family, body, soul, & property
- an alibi for just about any crime¹ including 3rd party witness statements
- shelter
- child rearing assistance
- at least one "lumberjack" meal
- utilization of any operating vehicle and accessories
- assistance in relocating personal belongings, certain cadavers, & items that may (or may not) have been obtained in fair market exchanges
It is common to encounter a Hafford during daily activities due to the large number of genetically related members. "To meet a cousin wherever one goes...." is not an exaggeration in the Hafford lifestyle. A response of "Who wants to know?" to the question "Are you a Hafford?"
will confirm identification.
¹Excluding certain degrees of murder and all sexual crimes
