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Hbj is a hard blow job
Hbj daddy chill
Hbj by Virginmonkey June 1, 2021
Words you can keep
P1 I can't believe you bought a mustang, how lame.

P2 Hbj
When you get a hand job and a blow job mixed together
“yeah man she gave me an HBJ last night
HBJ by Piedude550 May 19, 2018
Acronym for Happy Blow Job Face. That absurd smile where you open your mouth really wide and smile like that. Usually when you're really excited. Or mocking something. The "h" for happy can be replaced with pretty much any other emotion. you can have a cbjf (confused blow job face) or an abjf (angry blow job face)or a fbjf (frightened blow job face)....you get the idea. All are executed by opening the mouth wide and then making the matching facial expression. Like looking angry with your mouth open wide. You get it.
"She had a total hbjf when I told her I was going to fuck her tonight."
"She had a total abjf when I told her I fucked her boyfriend last night"
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THIS IS SOOOOOO EXCITING *makes hbjf*"
hbjf by Blaise February 17, 2006

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Something that people type in randomly either as a name, or to get out of a page they are on.
Man, I didn't want to be on that car so I hbjknfdlvdbcjvnrbhsc my way off of it so my mum wouldn't see me.

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When you slam your head on your keyboard
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