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Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.
Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!
Hammermaker Schlemmner by Telephony November 24, 2016

player hater maker

PHM represent a person who exudes a positive attitude, has self confidence, possesses high self esteem, is socially conscious and successful in their field of endeavors. A "Player Hater Maker" is a person whom is being hated on by others who are less motivated to achieve their full potential no matter what their situation in life may be, wether it's the high school honor roll student or the professional athlete, there is always someone, somewhere being hated on by others. P.H.M. promotes and celebrates people who have/or are currently achieving their goals and making their dreams come true.
Looks like the "Player Hater Maker" won the game again and they're mad.

The Hatmaker garage sale 

When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.
Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.

Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!

Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.
Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"
Russian Hatmaker by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

Haterater 

Hate-er-ate-er
Noun. A person who hates someone or something for a stupid reason.
Haterate-Verb.
Tasha is a haterater because I don't take Biology.
I haterated Miranda because her boyfriend is wierd.
Haterater by i will haterate you December 10, 2005

Portuguese hatmaker 

(Noun) used to describe some idiot who works too hard with minimal outcome for his/her efforts. working long hours, no sleep, no money. just living a dumb ass life.
Sweet Life James, you work like a Portuguese hatmaker!
Portuguese hatmaker by theben86 October 18, 2009