zambortion 

The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.

Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!

zambortion by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005

zambortion 

A minature Zamboni that cleans sidewalks
and is equipt to do abortions. Can fit in hard to reach places. Also has tilt steering.

Seth and I watched the Zambortion clean
the sidewalk outside of work.

zambortion by Yasmine May 29, 2005

Zamorion 

GOAT

Zamorion is the greatest of all time

Zamorion by Zamorion June 18, 2018

HAMBORTION

When you give your hamster an abortion using a coat hanger.

"Last night, I performed my first and last hambortion"

HAMBORTION by Wire hangers only December 28, 2023