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haired

To get caught or reprimanded, typically while participating in an illegal or unscrupulous activity. Term is thought to originally refer to the consequences resulting from failing a drug test based on a hair follicle sample.
Dude the cops found my stash! I'm fuckin' haired!
by Puffy January 16, 2004
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Haired

Haired: Another way to describe hair.
I am a straighted haired girl
by Deathlyhaired November 19, 2011
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Haired-over

Food or item that grows hairy like covering.
The only thing i found left in the fridge to eat was a (Haired-over) piece of chicken.
by rozin December 27, 2010
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haired out

To pull out of a big wave while surfing or not commit out of fear.
Dude, that wave was so gnarly I "haired out".
by ruben hart September 12, 2009
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haired over

A pussy that hasn't been fucked for a long time
Man, that bitch hadn't had sex for so long her pussy was haired over
by smitty2012 August 6, 2011
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Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!
by Queef Richards March 10, 2018
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silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
by ?fruit March 31, 2017
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