HAIRANOID

When you are overly concerned about hair loss...

When you are obsessively worried that your hair might be out of place and silly looking...

When you can't stop worrying that your toupee-weave-extension-wig and or hair piece / hair system will one day be discovered...

YOU BECOME: "HAIRANOID"

Bro 1: "OMG if I develop hair loss and have to get a weave strapped or stapled onto my head I will never find a female who will love me for me!! "

Bro 2: "Dude shaddup, you're just being hairanoid"

by Stew Pidassal October 28, 2023

hairanoia

A disturbed thought process characterized by excessive fear and anxiety that everyone is staring at your hair and making fun of you for it.

Tara's extreme hairanoia compelled her to wear a hat until her bangs grew out. They said she was just being hairanoid, but she swore they were all laughing!

by Kristina F. September 6, 2007

hairanoia

The irrational and compulsive sense that one's hair is wrong or out of place.

Nancy Grace kept flipping her bangs back into place, suggesting mild hairanoia.

by lingtuist1 July 9, 2009

Hairoids

Medications taken during No-Shave November to increase facial hair growth. They are generally considered cheating by those who honestly take part in this holiday.

Man the only reason Scott even has a beard is cause of those Hairoids.

by BowChickaLowLow November 17, 2009

Hairanoia

Persistent, increasing worry--rational or irrational--of receding hairline or balding.

Mark's hairanoia became so extreme, he began taking photos of his scalp daily to see if his hairline was receding.

by The guy who played Waldo Faldo April 21, 2015