H.M.B. 

Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch

H.M.B. by Neil October 27, 2003

The H.A.M.B. 

The "Hokey Ass Message Board". An online community devoted to the discussion, appreciation and upkeep of traditional hot rod and custom cars.

I saw a photo of a tastefully done Model A roadster on duce rails over on the H.A.M.B.

The H.A.M.B. by a H.A.M.B. member June 26, 2008

H.A.M.B. 

Stands for "Hokey Ass Message Board" Which is committed to spreading the gospel of traditional hot rods world wide. Member shun billet, smoothies, and bad imitations, such as "Ol Skool Rodz" Flat black with red wheels is usually frowned upon.

Hey man, did you see that thread about the Lonestar Roundup on the H.A.M.B.? Yep, Denise did a sweet job with the write-up.

H.A.M.B. by 38chev June 26, 2008

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009

K.Y.H.O.M.P.B.

An abbreviation for keep your hand outta my pocket bitch!

Your at the mall and your girl wants to buy something expensive:
"Hey hoe, K.Y.H.O.M.P.B.! got it!"

K.Y.H.O.M.P.B. by Cody reppin 520 September 9, 2007

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018