H.L.B.

Hit lookin' bitch - an unattractive female who looks even worse due to bad hygiene and/or poor lifestyle decisions

Your sister is a H.L.B.!!

H.L.B. by Christina Warn November 14, 2006

I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y 

I really hate you Luis but at the same time I really like you

Girl, I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y.

I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y by lilrodyyyyyyyw October 14, 2021

L.B.H. 

Acronym for the commonly used term "lets be honest"

topic: looks dont matter
response: L.B.H.

L.B.H. by awink2 May 28, 2007

L.B.H.S

Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"

Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..

Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..

You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S

L.B.H.S by Squirl76 December 1, 2009

L.B.H.W 

Legion of Bored Housewives

Radical suburban wives who form guerrilla style organizations to; e.i. Search for the guy who sells drugs to their children, rig beauty pageants, sabotage a neighbors front lawn, start riots over a romance novel, ect...

"My mom has so much time on her hands. She makes big deals about the littlest things. She's almost a certified member of L.B.H.W the Legion of Bored Housewives."

L.B.H.W by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009

i.l.y.b.y.l.h 

the definition is, i love you but you love her.

example : "hey i.l.y.b.y.l.h :)"

i.l.y.b.y.l.h by vydler August 30, 2020

L.B.H. 

"Loser Back Home"

A pasty, white, socially inept American dork that has never learned to dress properly or how a gym membership works. Is likely part of the incel movement. Has to fly over to some economically depressed Asian country in order to trick a girl into being with him. After a hasty marriage, he blows up your feeds with pictures trying to prove his new social value. Beware of the LBH at bars/clubs... he will drivel on endlessly explaining his worldly insights into his newly adopted "oriental" multi-culturalism

L.B.H. Steve's fucking facebook posts about all his favorite new Pho restaurants are pissing me off... I'm going to bang his hot wife until she can open her eyes enough to see what she's gotten herself wrapped up in

L.B.H. by Nizzlelicious June 7, 2018