H-eyes

Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)

He jumped out at the red light to cop, and next time we saw him he was bombed as hell with H-eyes

H-eyes by pro2a July 22, 2020

Will Heyes machine 

A lighter of any description.

"I needa burn some bud, pass us tha will heyes machine"

Will Heyes machine by Archibaldheyes July 10, 2018

heyes 

the almighty and undesputed overlord of the universe.
god

"that guy is so mint"
"yeah i bet he's related to heyes"

heyes by who else wud write a definition like this May 22, 2004

Heyesmeh 

A method of introducing oneself that unequivocally screams that they're a complete and utter douchebag.

Who is this?

Heyesmeh

Dammit, RANDY!

Heyesmeh by MikhailPhillipinszewski April 26, 2020

heyes 

your eyes when you’re high. “high eyes”

“yo bro, you got heyes”

heyes by yung bean June 30, 2022

Heyes 

Eyes that have become red after smoking marijuana.

Bro 1: “Dude, you’ve got a wicked pair of heyes right now.”

Bro 2: “Shit man, my Mom’ll know we’ve been smoking!”

Heyes by powownotracist March 1, 2018

Heyes Gearing

heyes gearing, a mad lad with a huge penis, he reeks masculinity and is a amazing lad, great at smash bros, he does not let his father Kingjaspergaming stop him in his tracks, he is doused and lathered in extra virgin olive oil for keeping the ladies from spreading their legs.

friend: hey have you seen heyes gearing?
me: yeah he is a great man I love him

Heyes Gearing by big man little man December 9, 2021