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Gynoblast 

The act of shoving your recently pussy dipped forefinger and middle finger into your buddy's nose so he can smell her scent.
"Hey buddy (shove fingers under his nose). Gynoblast!"
"You've been gynoblasted!"
Think of the ESPN voiceover guy that says "Bioblast!"
Gynoblast by gaiusbaltar January 24, 2012
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Gynomasties 

Man boobs. A guy is said to have gynomasties when his chest is flabby and resembles a females chest.
Matt always teases Scott when they are at the gym: "Dude, you need to do more cardio, you are getting gynomasties!"
Gynomasties by primebeef October 29, 2008

gandblaster 

This word has 2 meanings. It comes from TRI state are where it was cooked in the melting pot. Gand means ASS blaster well you know what that means. You could say I gandblasted your ass in Unreal Tournament or you could be GAY and say I wana be the gandblaser!
I gandblasted you last nite in UT.
I gandblasted you in bed last nite.
gandblaster by Dr Pankaj Anand April 8, 2005

glioblastoma 

The most aggressive form of cancer- those people in gta online who kill you over and over for no reason other than to fuel their k/d erection
“This hydra tryhard is such a glioblastoma.”

ginoplasty

all transsexuals need one at www.avidgamers.com/ginoplasty
Hello sir would you like a vagina
ginoplasty by Carl Zander July 16, 2003

Gynoslator 

Portmanteau combining the words "gynecologist" and "legislator".
I'm sick to death of gynoslators writing laws about my body.
Gynoslator by Schechinah May 11, 2019

Definitional Gynoclasm

The destruction of the exact meaning of what a woman is i.e. the sex that can produce offspring or eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) that can be fertilized by male gametes.
People are forced to affirm the womenhood of others through a number of well-intended laws. A woman's identity is now regarded as an avowed identity that can be claimed arbitrarily. This is sometimes referred to as "Definitional Gynoclasm".
Definitional Gynoclasm by MorRight October 8, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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