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Gymposter 

(A) People who are obviously not serious about getting in shape but attend a fitness club (usually at the request of a significant other) and hog the machine, bench, or area that a serious and courteous member would like to use, remaining there for an exceptionally long time, and are intentionally putting forth little physical effort due to being naturally lazy. (These annoying pricks usually decrease in numbers as it gets farther away from January 1st.)
"All the treadmills are occupied. That one fat gymposter has been there for 25 minutes and hasn't even walked a quarter mile. Get the hell off and go back to the dairy farm, you prick."
Gymposter by Screw Liberals June 26, 2016

gympostor 

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

aka workout impostor
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a gympostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
gympostor by rjking91 April 1, 2011
A word that describes that one asshole that thinks hes tough shit everyone notices while trying to work out at the gym because he makes ridiculously loud noises (usually resembling the sound someone makes while trying to take a shit while constipated and/or while masturbating) while lifting only a mild amount of weight.

Usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
"I swear if that gymster doesn't shut the fuck up I'm going to kill him."

"Gymsters are starved for attention"

"That guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes Arnold "
"Yeah what a gymster"

"Sounds like someone is having an orgasm over there. wtf?"
"Its just the local gymster. Don't mind him."
Gymster by alfsdjkk May 25, 2013
A hybrid of hipster and gypsy. The gypster dresses like a gypsy and is nomadic, frequently unemployed, may use drugs, but in reality probably has wealthy parents, owns a car, and has everything handed to them in life. This person is a hipster in most senses (crappy music taste, elitism, likes things that are obscure just because they are obscure) but dresses in gypsy fashion. The gypster's gross appearance and nature makes them appear impoverished but they likely visit their loving home and are more than willing to spend their inheritance on the latest Tegan and Sara EP.
Wow, look at those gypsters. That one on the left just sold me the Audi his pep-pep bought him.

I thought I knew that gypster from somewhere! He was in my accounting class at Harvard Business School!
gypster by Sahh22 August 22, 2010

gymnasterina 

A gymnast that does ballet
She is a great gymnasterina
gymnasterina by lillza January 11, 2009
You know Mike, he drives a Golf R. He's a Gypster.
Gypster by lactoboy January 25, 2017