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Gym Me Buff It 

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.
I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

Gym'l fix it

Going to the gym is the answer to all problems.
John: "I'm tired"
Steve: "Gym'l fix it"
Gym'l fix it by thekappa January 22, 2011

itchy gym butt 

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
itchy gym butt by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Gymittment

My buddy and I have gymittment !
Gymittment by unreel12 September 22, 2016
Gymitis is a serious condition that causes you to have bad sleep because your body is feining for more exercise. This can be caused by being heartbroken or a bad habit of hitting the gym late at night.
“I can’t sleep at all, I must have Gymitis”
Gymitis by Spartengympro June 7, 2025

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026