Gwoomah
Person 1: “I think the groomer at our school just diddled another one”
Groomer: “guys! I swear I’m not a GWOOMAH”
Groomer: “guys! I swear I’m not a GWOOMAH”
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A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.
goomah by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006
goomahg
The inexplicable moment when your brain decides to yeet all common sense out the window, causing you to do something so absurdly pointless and chaotic that even a raccoon on Red Bull would look at you like "bro, chill." Often involves random noises, unnecessary physical comedy, or committing to a bit that absolutely no one asked for.
"Bro I was trying to look cool in the meeting and just pulled a full-on goomahg by blurting out that my spirit animal is a depressed vending machine."
goomahg by MaaonMilesMom June 20, 2026
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026