Gwoomah

The way a groomer would deny being a groomer

Person 1: “I think the groomer at our school just diddled another one”

Groomer: “guys! I swear I’m not a GWOOMAH”

by Seicee February 24, 2023

goomah

a mafioso's mistress

Big Paulie told his wife he was out with the boys, but really he was bangin' his goomah at a hotel.

by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003

goomah

Mafia speak for mistress or girl on the side.

A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.

by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006

Goomah

The name of my Dads boat

"I'm going out on Il Goomah"

by C Coppola May 31, 2004