Gwoomah 

The way a groomer would deny being a groomer

Person 1: “I think the groomer at our school just diddled another one”

Groomer: “guys! I swear I’m not a GWOOMAH”

Gwoomah by Seicee February 24, 2023

goomah

a mafioso's mistress

Big Paulie told his wife he was out with the boys, but really he was bangin' his goomah at a hotel.

goomah by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003

goomah

Mafia speak for mistress or girl on the side.

A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.

goomah by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006

Goomah

The name of my Dads boat

"I'm going out on Il Goomah"

Goomah by C Coppola May 31, 2004

goomahg

The inexplicable moment when your brain decides to yeet all common sense out the window, causing you to do something so absurdly pointless and chaotic that even a raccoon on Red Bull would look at you like "bro, chill." Often involves random noises, unnecessary physical comedy, or committing to a bit that absolutely no one asked for.

"Bro I was trying to look cool in the meeting and just pulled a full-on goomahg by blurting out that my spirit animal is a depressed vending machine."

goomahg by MaaonMilesMom June 20, 2026