goomahg

The inexplicable moment when your brain decides to yeet all common sense out the window, causing you to do something so absurdly pointless and chaotic that even a raccoon on Red Bull would look at you like "bro, chill." Often involves random noises, unnecessary physical comedy, or committing to a bit that absolutely no one asked for.

"Bro I was trying to look cool in the meeting and just pulled a full-on goomahg by blurting out that my spirit animal is a depressed vending machine."

goomahg by MaaonMilesMom June 20, 2026

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goomah

a mafioso's mistress

Big Paulie told his wife he was out with the boys, but really he was bangin' his goomah at a hotel.

goomah by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003

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goomah

Mafia speak for mistress or girl on the side.

A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.

goomah by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006

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Goomah

The name of my Dads boat

"I'm going out on Il Goomah"

Goomah by C Coppola May 31, 2004

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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