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Gaping WithOut One's Knowlegde
A spread open butthole unbeknownst to its owner
"Holy Crap, did you just fart?"
"No"
"Then you must be GWOOK and I can smell your inner anus"
gwook by The Stink Monster November 27, 2013
Related Words
gwoon Gwoo Gwoof gwook Gwoomah gwooner
Gwoon originated in the NES video game Dragon Warrior IV. Random monsters and dragons in towns throughout the game would reply "Gwoon, Gwoon." when spoken by the heroes.

These days the term is used on a few people on IRC who would classify themselves as an asshat. Much like in the game, the word itself is utterly devoid of meaning, and used to fill in conversation lulls, or as an noun/adjective when words fail the user.

The word can also be used as a greeting in the presence of other gwoon-using asshat friends. Multiple o's may be added for emphasis, as much as emphasizing a nonsense word is possible.
"Gwoon, Gwoon." "Gwooooooooooon."
gwoon by A Gwoon October 26, 2004
Male frontal fart- equivalent to female queef

Noun or verb
Hey bruh, I’m squeezing my butt cheeks together to get this gwoof passed my balls.
Gwoof by Meemercreeper January 16, 2021
the climax of one's sexual experience with another member of the same sex
"oh, my god my boyfriend came over last night and i had my gwood all over his face"
gwood by badonky donk June 12, 2005
Chinese (Cantonese) for school or academy. You may see it as an example below.
I go to the Buk Sing gwoon over in Fremont for my Wing Chun Kung Fu training.
gwoon by WingChun G-man February 27, 2009
An erection (real or figurative) caused by the idea that the company you work for may be acquired by Google.
John: "Yesterday, I was talking to Fred and he mentioned that there were some casual chats about how we might work together and the words 'partner' and 'acquisition' came up."

Derrick: "Dude...that totally gives me gWood."
gWood by Ian D. Miller April 3, 2008