gwooner 

a boy kisser

eds a gwooner, he kisses boys

gwooner by lechesauce August 31, 2023

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.

If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.

Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

Gooner 

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...

Gooner by Pornophile September 17, 2018

Goonerbating 

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

Goonerbating by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011

Goonery

An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance

Hetherington, this is another example of your goonery!

Goonery by The Goonid August 3, 2010

gooner 

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.

Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.

gooner by Gilgabob February 1, 2019

Gooneroo

The ultimate goon. Someone who is goofy in all manners, a little bit sassy, and acts in a silly way during the majority of their existence on earth.

We are the ultimate gooneroos

Gooneroo by Madelea November 26, 2010