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3 toed couch sloth that when not in hibernation in his "Gizlair" comsumes gloutonous amounts of free marijuana and stuffs himself with expired pastries and arizona green tea from his local arab food mart.

Habits: Sleeping on the clock, begging for bong hits, hoarding scrumptious goodies in his gizlair, complaining of having to work 2 hours a day picking up dog poop, feeding pit bulls, and doing minor house chores while watching HBO on demand!
The gizzler himself
gizzler by Roc Dog April 3, 2008
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glizzler 

glizzler is like an ohio type word. its like a skibidi toilet but more rizzy
Damn son, he is glizzing that glizzy up. he gotta be the glizzler from ohio!
glizzler by theglizzler43 October 10, 2023

gwitzler 

Noun. Person of percieved low intelligence. i.e. idiot, buffoon, moron. Can also mean being stupid for a brief instance.
That kid who always thinks he knows the class material but really doesn't is such a GWITZLER.

Yea, I fell down on the way over here, such a GWITZLER I am!
gwitzler by TXR April 2, 2003

Fizz Gizzler 

A fizz gizzler is a proprietary piece of technology to make a carbonated beverage. It is also a noun, a verb and an adjective.
Hey look at Travis, he's such a fizz gizzler.

Can I borrow the fizz gizzler? I need to take it to a party to make some soda water.
Fizz Gizzler by cumguzzler123 August 13, 2012

grizzler 

A grey haired binge drinker. An older man who uses an excuse such as a football match to drink alcohol heavily, often starting early in the morning.
G: Come on you grizzlers, let's get a dozen pints in before the game.
grizzler by EBlumer December 29, 2007

grizzler 

Grinding device commonly used to grind up marijuana for seedless blunts and joints.
"Pass me the grizzler, i'm bout to twist one up."
grizzler by M-Bizzle April 12, 2007