Gwibbon

Friendly insult used to describe someone who is attempting to sleep whilst the rest of the room is still having fun

"Glenn you're such a Gwibbon"

Gwibbon by Rasputin_Lives December 11, 2008

orange faced shit gibbon 

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

orange faced shit gibbon by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

Techno Gibbon 

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.

"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.

Techno Gibbon by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010

Peter Gibbons Dream 

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions and grow as a person, finally see the world clearly and live life stress and carefree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.

* Peter Gibbons is the character referred to from the movie Office Space.
S: "I have been embroiled in a constant battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewal session."
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"

Peter Gibbons Dream by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006

An extra gibbon for good luck 

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.

Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.

An extra gibbon for good luck by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014

Mr. Gibbons

Term used only to address the most Badass cool people of life. If someone is a mister Gibbons then you better love them cuz everyone else already does!

"Mr. Gibbons!"

"I love Mr. Gibbons"

-Oh how I wish I could be like that Mr. Gibbons
>Look at him dunk that 720° Windmill
-Holy shyt!

Mr. Gibbons by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008

Gibbon 

Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.

"that guy who fell up the down escalator was a real gibbon"

Gibbon by [SOMF] February 14, 2008