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this person is lazy and unmotivated. they just like to chill real hard all the time. they are enemies to the greesper . many of these people can be found at the beaches especially in the south with hairy bellies and double chins.
dude you are such a fucking gwapper.. you have been on the couch playing sonic for 7 hours. get the hell up and do something.
gwapper by MikeyDoo01 July 7, 2011
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Gwapper - a girl or woman who gives good sloppy head
Man I had some good head lastnight, didn't know she was a gwapper
Gwapper by Sunny555 December 31, 2024
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A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.
Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.
Gappert by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

Random Gapper 

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.
Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.
Random Gapper by mammoth boy May 27, 2011
n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.
Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz
gapperd by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

glenfield grapper 

the process of grabbing your own shit and drawing a beard on a chicks face.
man jordan, she loved the glenfield grapper last night..
glenfield grapper by bjc30 November 13, 2007

Gapperoni 

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.
Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!
Gapperoni by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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