gnapper

a slang word for vagina. (the g is silent)

I really love a freshly shaven gnapper.

by dr. gnappy August 27, 2009

Gappert

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.

Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.

by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

gapperd

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.

Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz

by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

gnipper

A big fat nasty hairy woman who will accept the penis of any mammal in any orifice she has. Most gnippers do not bathe, and have the combination stench of BO and crotch rot.

Did you see that gnipper hanging out beside the convenience store?
Hell yeah! she just grabbed some homeless guy and tried to drag him behind the bushes, but she smelled SO bad he fought her off.

by cockjuggler July 25, 2009

glenfield grapper

the process of grabbing your own shit and drawing a beard on a chicks face.

man jordan, she loved the glenfield grapper last night..

by bjc30 November 13, 2007

Gapperoni

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.

Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!

by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019