Guyken

Ancient Algerian proverb, indicating strong hatred for one's internet

"Man, my connection is so bad, I'm feeling really Guyken right now"

by GuyWasTaken August 24, 2017

Guyena

(noun) A male version of the term "Cougar".

Club Ho 1- Hey that guy who's 57 just asked me out. I'm 23 and hot. He's such a MANther!

(giggle)(spills a bit of Red Bull+Vodka)

Club Ho 2- Tee hee hee! So like Blake said-

Bartender- Would you two bitches shut the hell up? It's not MANther, retard. That's a feline term. Guys are dogs, not cats. The actual term is "Guyena"

by BrandonChrist November 12, 2010

Gayken

Gayken - Gay and Taken.

Nick: Did you see Jake's new relationship status?
Matt: Yeah he's so lucky he's Gayken!

Sammy: I'm so upset!
Maria: Why?
Sammy: Jake is Gayken!
Maria: What's Gayken?
Sammy: GAY AND TAKEN!

by GAYKENGUY2 January 28, 2013

Guymen

The male form of a hymen. They do not actually exist, but the word may be used as a symbol of male virginity.

I lost my virginity to my girlfriend this weekend. She broke my guymen

by rogerthewhale December 2, 2010

guydence

Guidance-

1) from your boys

2) any information pertaining to the understanding or general comprehension of guys.

1) "Dude, my girl is trippin' and I aight tryin' to hear that bullshit no mo. I gotta get right by my bros and cop that guydence."

2) "Yo Ronda, dis is LaCraCra. I need your guydence on Deshawn. He's whiling out and actin' a foo."

by Shoe String Bandits January 1, 2009

Guylenol

A guy who makes all the pain go away...just what the doctor ordered

After I broke up with Steve...Brad was the perfect guylenol

by Kaydee Zee August 19, 2008

guymen

A male's virginity. It's a metaphor rather than actual anatomical part. Male's who have lost their guymen are generally more confident and outgoing, though this is not always the case.

"Dude, Frank lost his guymen"

"His what?

"His virginity bro"

"Oh, to who?"

"To whom"

"What?"

"Yeah, it is *to whom*, as that is the correct way to ask *who* after a preposition. Whom is the correct word"

"Oh right sorry no prob... to whom?"

"Your mom"

by cuntsmellersinc August 25, 2009