Guyday

The day that comes after Thursday and before Saturday.
As the name suggests, this is the day of the week when GUYS hang out and don't have to listen to their Girlfriends.

Girl: "Do you want to have some sex tonight?"

Boy "Cant't. Guyday"

by Roganator December 1, 2010

Black Guyday

Like black Friday, except you steal everything so you're not getting a good deal, you're getting a GREAT deal because it's all free.

Want to go black guyday "shopping"

by Megawreckindaddyhitler November 22, 2018

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)

“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends”

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

by Heheheuknow October 14, 2019

guydyke

A guydyke is a man who, whether intentionally or unintentionally, attracted to lesbian women. A guydyke often pursues relationships with women only to find out that those women are not attracted to his sex. Some guydykes feel like they live a cursed existence of being attracted to a type of woman they can't have.

Brad: Dude I made a move on Jessica but she told me she's a lesbian.
Al: Sucks to be you man.
Brad: That's the fifth lesbian I've been attracted too, man!
Al: Looks like you really are a guydyke

by SimpingFool March 23, 2020

gayday

Is an annual event at Disney World on the first Saturday in June, this is just an chance for the gay community to love the mouse. There are other parties and stuff the same week. This is not sponsered by Disney in any way but if you go wear red to show your gay pride.

I went to gayday and had the time of my life.

by James Eddy May 23, 2006

Guydance

advice from a male friend or coworker about your relationship.

Michelle: "Oh my god, Rick and I had the biggest fight last night and he called me a whore. What should i do Tom? Give me some Guydance"
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."

by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009

National Girl Flashes Guy Day

A day where girls flash their boobs at guys, on the male’s request the female of 15 and up, must flash the guy. The female’s breasts are completely nude when flashing in done. By law this is a thing females of ages of 15 up must do or they go to jail!

Hey, it’s national girl flashes guy day! Soooo, flash your boobs at me!

by Boobs, national day, and 15up April 11, 2019