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A guydyke is a man who, whether intentionally or unintentionally, attracted to lesbian women. A guydyke often pursues relationships with women only to find out that those women are not attracted to his sex. Some guydykes feel like they live a cursed existence of being attracted to a type of woman they can't have.
Brad: Dude I made a move on Jessica but she told me she's a lesbian.
Al: Sucks to be you man.
Brad: That's the fifth lesbian I've been attracted too, man!
Al: Looks like you really are a guydyke
guydyke by SimpingFool March 23, 2020
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The name given to a guy that likes/wants to have relationships with lesbians
Bob-"Hey, look at that girl over there"
Bill-"oh her, she's a lesbian"
Bob-"OMFG no way, score!"
Bill-"You're such a guydyke!"
guydyke by Toootoootootoo November 30, 2009
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It originally meant a cishet man who fetishized lesbian relationships/wanted to be in one but it was to good to waste on them so the butches took it
random person: “are you a transgender man?”
butch lesbian: “i’m a guydyke”
guydyke by lesbian_mess August 20, 2022

guy-dyke 

A man, often but not always gay, who favors the stereotypically lesbian lifestyle, i.e., Birkenstocks, sandals, long scruffy hair, recycling, vegetarian pot-lucks, child-raising, etc. as oppossed to circuit parties, gym memberships, promiscuity, and fashion etc.
Remember that show "All in the Family"? Gloria's husband, Mike, a.k.a. "Meathead" was a real *guy-dyke*.
guy-dyke by AJK December 19, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026