Megawreckindaddyhitler's definitions

Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.

Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style

by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019

Projectile cumming

When you cum as far as you can.

"I've been drinking a lot of water and preparing to beat my personal distance record in projectile cumming"

by Megawreckindaddyhitler May 8, 2021

Black Guyday

Like black Friday, except you steal everything so you're not getting a good deal, you're getting a GREAT deal because it's all free.

Want to go black guyday "shopping"

by Megawreckindaddyhitler November 22, 2018