Projectile cumming

When you cum as far as you can.

"I've been drinking a lot of water and preparing to beat my personal distance record in projectile cumming"

by Megawreckindaddyhitler May 08, 2021

Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.

Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style

by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019

Black Guyday

Like black Friday, except you steal everything so you're not getting a good deal, you're getting a GREAT deal because it's all free.

Want to go black guyday "shopping"

by Megawreckindaddyhitler November 22, 2018