Guy Diving

an act of revenge in which a man thoroughly covers himself in lube, he then dives at the intended target. Whichever hole he lands in is the hole he has intercourse with. any hole is fair game.

If you don't come out tonight i'm totally going to go guy diving on you in your sleep.

by dopekicks July 07, 2010

Guy Diving

When a man descends from an aircraft of his choosing and lands his erect penis inside a spread-eagle woman/man.

Just spent $2,000 on guy diving lessons to try to fix my marriage. Love is priceless.

by Hannibal_x9 January 29, 2020